Let s make out like we are still young, you be my Alex Turner, I ll be your Alexa Chung.

Me: 37, newly separated, fierce, clever, funny, passionate, sexy, curvy, unconventional, arty, lefty, dirty, fun. I dont look remotely like Alexa, I aint no model, but I am certainly not a minger and I use what I have very well.

You: properly attractive, sexually confident, not an arsehole, able to converse, preferably an arty bastard,comfortable in your skin, funny would be good, intelligent is necessary.

Why here and not in relationships? Because its too early for me. I want someone who can come over for sex and cups of char and chats occasionally, maybe go for the odd drink. You will NOT be married, but you might, like me, have just come out of something heavy and want something light, enchanting, and totally filthy. You will, of course, be D and D free.

Please dont send me a picture of your cock, I am perfectly familiar with their shape and general silhouette. Please do send me a picture of your FACE and a letter of more than one line which does not include text speak, the word pussy, or the word CUM.

I AM into email ping pong, so if you are impatient or incredibly horny, I am not for you.